For instance: DON’T get taken in by corny, overused come-on lines like, “Looking to spoil the lady of my dreams with flowers and candlelit dinners.” And beware of perfect strangers who promise to “snuggle with you in front of the fireplace” and “enjoy sunset strolls on the beach.” These guys have one thing on their minds.
It’s all too easy to scroll through Internet profiles, selecting the Brad Pitt look-alikes and bypassing the rest.
Once he thinks that he has you “hooked”, he will start sending you nude photos followed by him “masturbating”.
And it wasn't just me; almost everyone screws up their high school yearbook quote. My buddy Jim and I were on the phone this week sifting through our yearbook ... Why in God's name did everyone take it so seriously? Looking back, yearbooks are loaded with about as much unintentional comedy as you can pack in a hardcover book.
Budget Director Mick Mulvaney says President Donald Trump's "blueprint" will be submitted to Congress on March 16, and the full budget will be available at the beginning of May.